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I’m not like other teenagers, I’m 51.

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I’m so disappointed when I help my kid with her homework, and she brings it home marked incorrect.

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Handing over my ID at the post office. The clerk said, “You’ve aged quite a bit since this photo was taken.” I said, “Yes, I had it taken just before I joined this queue.”

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Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

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Shout out to people jogging in this heat, no, seriously, shout out to make sure they’re okay.

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Life is so exciting. I was in my bedroom and now I’m in the living room. Who knows where I’ll go next.

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“A healthy lifestyle is all about balance,” I say as I drive through Taco Bell after working out.

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Girls really only want one simple thing; and that one thing is all of your attention.

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Life is full of questions. Idiots are full of answers.

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One week without chocolate. I can no longer hear anything in my left eye.

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All soups are gazpacho if you’re lazy enough.

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The most unrealistic part of cooking shows is when they have enough room in their fridge to fit an entire baking sheet.

I’m not like other teenagers, I’m 51.

I’m so disappointed when I help my kid with her homework, and she brings it home marked incorrect.

Being too stressed isn’t good for the baby. I’m not pregnant though, it’s just that I’m the baby.

Handing over my ID at the post office. The clerk said, “You’ve aged quite a bit since this photo was taken.” I said, “Yes, I had it taken just before I joined this queue.”

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

Shout out to people jogging in this heat, no, seriously, shout out to make sure they’re okay.

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Promising I won’t tell anyone your secret doesn’t include my husband. He’s basically my diary.

What if instead of Big Mac it was Big Matt and he came out and said hello to you?

When I try to figure out rows vs. columns, I just row away in my boat of confusion!

I can’t believe we live in the timeline where we invented a technology to make it so we can never trust a photo or video again.

So excited to go to bed and have the worst sleep of my life, and wake up exhausted and aching.

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Happiness is an inside job.

3 friends is enough. 1 for the movie theater, 1 for drinks and apps, 1 for texting concerning mental health information.

Due to the humidity, my hair has chosen violence.

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When my cat gets in trouble I call him by his full name, Catthew.

Absolute worst time of year to have a secret family. Hands down.

Get in loser, we’re going overthinking.

I hate when someone on a magazine cover stares at me while I eat.

If painting yourself into a corner was considered art, I’d be Michelangelo.

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It’s all fun and games until your jeans no longer fit.

Problems are like balls. Everyone thinks they have bigger ones than you.

I’m going to need to rewatch Idiocracy to see what happens next.

I was so excited thinking tomorrow was Friday only to find out it is definitely not Friday.

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