Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Remember, when asking for a raise, it is considered customary to be sober.
  • Had chicken and egg for dinner because I wanted to eat the whole family.
  • Just blocked a guy for accusing me of being “all talk”. On Twitter.
  • I’m not lazy, I’m an inactivist.
  • Egyptians did pretty well for a civilization that wrote entirely in emoji.
  • Keep your temper. Nobody else wants it.