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The neighbor sneezes loudly from the balcony. And because I’m a polite person, I shout loudly: Disgusting!

The neighbor sneezes loudly from the balcony. And because I’m a polite person, I shout loudly: Disgusting!

Commentary:
Oh, the joys of neighborly interactions! 🤧🗣️ "Bless you" is so overrated, right? Keeping it real with a well-timed "Disgusting!" is the new polite norm. Who needs quiet balconies when you've got sneeze shoutouts instead? 🤣 #NeighborlyEtiquette

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged balcony, disgusting, humor, i, neighbor, person, polite, sarcasm, shout, sneeze on Nov 6, 2025 by slickboy.

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