13 funny shout quotes - Wordgag

Ears are great for tucking your hair behind in the wind. Big shout out to ears.

May 25, 2026

Shout out to all the experts on the web who know everything there is to know about absolutely everything.

May 24, 2026

Sometimes my toddler throws stuff on the floor and then shouts “OH NO” and that’s kind of like what politicians do.

May 23, 2026

Shout out to everyone who cooks at 180°C for 20 minutes, no matter what the instructions say.

May 23, 2026

The neighbor sneezes loudly from the balcony. And because I’m a polite person, I shout loudly: Disgusting!

May 22, 2026

Shout out to the dude who flipped me off in traffic. Making me feel all nostalgic for California, thank you.

May 22, 2026

You know you’ve mastered marriage when you shout to your husband, “Take the thing off the thing,” and he immediately knows what to do.

May 22, 2026

Shout out to all you people out there who get asked if you’re okay a lot even though that’s the only facial expression you have.

May 22, 2026

Shout out to Yamaha for being like, “Here’s a cool motorcycle. Also, here’s a cool piano.”

May 22, 2026

As a sales clerk, you want to shout after some people as they leave the store: “Are you sure you’ve really REALLY touched everything?”

May 21, 2026

You’re never too old to shout, “Mooooo,” when you drive past some cows.

Apr 1, 2026

Shout out to the people getting $400 hotel rooms on Feb 14th to do the same two positions they do at home.

Mar 31, 2026

Shout out to people jogging in this heat, no, seriously, shout out to make sure they’re okay.

Mar 31, 2026