Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I need to social distance with the refrigerator so I can flatten my curve.
  • Nasa is launching a satellite to say sorry to the aliens. They’re calling it the Apollo G.
  • Dear deodorant manufacturers, please stop writing “72h” on your products. There are people who believe that. And they sit next to me on the bus. Always. All of them!
  • The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
  • Did you know there are people who go away for 3 days and only pack 3 days’ worth of clothing?
  • Once you turn 25 years and above, there is no need to set an alarm. Your problems will wake you up by force.