Commentary:
Well, isn't it just rude of time to keep marching forward like that? 🕰️🤷♂️ It seems the universe didn't get the memo that we're supposed to stay perpetually young and hip. Maybe we should start a petition to halt this aging business – who's with me? 📝😂 #ForeverYoung #TimeFlies
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I need to start hiding my money from myself.
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Men make it so easy to hate them.
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“You smell so good!” Okay, so kiss me.
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