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You're basically my time-traveling mini-me! 👶🕰️😂
24 Funny younger quotes
The younger generation will never know the fear and anxiety of calling your friend’s house, and their parents answer the phone.
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Ah, the good old days of mini heart attacks before we even knew what "Hello" meant! 📞😱📞
If every lesbian is into older women, who’s gonna like the younger ones?
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Sounds like a classic case of the chicken or the egg, but for love! 🐔💕👩❤️👩
In your 20s and 30s, you’ll start rediscovering the niche interests and hobbies you had as a kid. It’s very important you revisit them. Your younger self was actually on to something.
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Digging out those old Pokémon cards like they're stocks I should have invested in 😂📈 #WisdomOfTheYouth
I got Botox, and I asked the doctor, “How many years younger will this make me look?” and he was like, “Zero. You’ll just look like the other girls your age who have also gotten Botox.”
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"Botox: when you're not competing with time, just the other Botox club members! 😆💉👵✨"
Do you ever think back about all the crazy stuff you did when you were younger, and wonder how you’re still alive?
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Who needs a cat's nine lives when you've got childhood antics keeping you on your toes! 🤸♂️😅🧁
The problem is that younger me didn’t account for the fact that there’d be an older me.
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Respect to younger me for the optimism, but now I'm just budgeting for my morning stiffness 😅🧓🔮
Our parents just don’t know how far we rode them bikes when we were younger.
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Riding our bikes felt like an epic quest, and our parents were none the wiser! 🏞️😂🚴♂️
Wow, pretty rude for people to exist who are younger and hotter than me, but OK.
Commentary:
"Oh great, now the universe has a Miss Universe farm! 🙄🌟 #NotAgingGracefully"
We’d all look younger if we just avoided young people.
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Commentary:
"Finally found the secret to eternal youth: dodge the TikTokers! 😄🕺👵 #ModernDaySorcery"