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“Ah, boxed wine with aspirations of longevity 🍷😂! If I can last six weeks after opening, I’d be popping the bubbly too! 🥂 #WineGoals”
The note on this boxed wine says ‘Fresh up to 6 weeks after opening’. 6 weeks. Lol.
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