The older I get, the more I donβt want to do things. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Ah, the irresistible gravitational pull of the couch strikes again! ποΈππ΄ Related Funny Quotes π€ Perhaps the best thing about getting older is that I no longer want to know everything. I even procrastinate things I actually want to do. I find as I get older itβs the little things that bring me joy. Like embarrassing my children. I have browser tabs open that are older than you. When I was young, I couldn’t wait to be older. Well, I wasn’t expecting this shit!