The older I get, the more I don’t want to do things. Commentary:Ah, the irresistible gravitational pull of the couch strikes again! 🛋️😂👴 Related Funny Posts 🤝 Perhaps the best thing about getting older is that I no longer want to know everything. I even procrastinate things I actually want to do. I have browser tabs open that are older than you. The older I get, the more I understand why witches lived alone in the woods. As I get older, I’m understanding why everything needs to be done before 12 p.m.