I wish I could Shazam a perfume. Posted onMar 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Nose detective mode activated! πππ Related funny posts π€ Babies first steal your glasses and then bite your nose. I don’t know where they get their reputation. My dental hygienist is probably thinking, I bet i could braid this guys nose hair. If you push your belly button and nose at the same time, your brain takes a screenshot. Nose so runny it just signed me up for a 10k. Imagine Pinocchio roasting you for 5 mins straight and his nose didnβt move an inch.