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Nobody says, ‘Bless you,’ when you fart.

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Please congratulate me on my cool new position! It is the fetal position; I will be in it for a while.

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Laugh all you want. My Encyclopedia Britannica set will never require WiFi.

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When there’s food around, our cat is like an adorable, fluffy shark circling round.

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The recipe I’m making specifically says allow to cook undisturbed, and yet my whole family is standing in the kitchen.

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Tried to pull off a smokey eye, ended up looking like I went three rounds with McGregor.

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Not gonna lie, toddlers absolutely nailed it with naps, buttered noodles, and rejecting authority.