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The only hot singles in my area are in my wallet.

The only hot singles in my area are in my wallet.

Commentary:
"Looks like the only hot singles showing interest are those dollar bills in your wallet 💸🔥. Who needs dating apps when you've got cash as your wingman? 😏💰 #MoneyTalks"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged area, dating, hot, hot single, humor, irony, joke, money, single, singles, wallet on Jan 25, 2025 by slickboy.

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