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Maybe I died of Covid in 2020, and this is hell.

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I was in Paris with a boyfriend once and he lit a candle in Notre Dame in order to ask God to raise the price of Bitcoin.

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Situationships are just you pretending you’re okay with getting used until they find someone they actually like.

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The only thing keeping me from world domination is a good nap.

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I’m going to start walking around in my yard all day in a bathrobe so my neighbors will build that privacy fence I always wanted.

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A guy waited exactly 3 days to text me. Someone’s been studying the ancient scrolls of 1980s dating advice.

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Girls don’t actually shop. We just walk round touching the clothes saying ‘this is cute’.

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Needing to stretch is so funny. Your body is like “Ughhh, make me longer!”

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Fun fact: If Celine Dion sang only the vowels in her name, it would be the lyrics to Old McDonalds Farm.

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If I’m ever on life support, unplug me, then plug me back in. See if that works.

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My ex is somewhere telling his new girlfriend how bad I was, and she’s smiling, thinking she made it in life. Two idiots.

The people that sing their heart out, but terribly, are my people.

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Caveman: I just invented the wheel. Journalist: Here’s why the wheel is bad for humanity.

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Relationship status: We have changed from “I love you” to “I love YouTube”.

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Every day is a D-Day, if you’re a stutterer.

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The sweet potato is the kindest vegetable.

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My Indian name would be “Stares at Phone All Day.”

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I wrote a book. It’s a murder mystery. You’re in it but only for the first couple of chapters.

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How do I get recruited by a cult? I need some direction in my life.

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First date idea: we search for each other’s criminal history together.

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The pumpkin was invented in 1942 when a watermelon put on a pair of corduroys.

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I won’t be accepting any parcels for the neighbors in December this year. Last year it was all junk.

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Your 20s are for trying soup, making new soups, and discussing soup or soup related topics.

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Kind of rude you didn’t wake me up before you went went.

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Dear Stomach, you’re bored, not hungry. So shut up.

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Going to a wedding really reminds me of the important things in life. Like cake.

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The people that sing their heart out, but terribly, are my people.

Ever since I was a little kid I always knew I wanted to struggle to survive.

“AI is coming for your jobs!” I would love to see AI be unemployed.

My nutritionist told me wine doesn’t count as a fruit source so now I need to find a different nutritionist.

Accidentally falling asleep on the couch is somehow always the best sleep.

Boss: You’ll never find another job like this. Me: That’d be great.

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I love ordering things online because when they arrive it’s like a present from me to me.

Oh, you drink black coffee? Tell your ulcer I said good morning.

Saying “You’re tearing this family apart” whenever someone argues with me.

Everyone is celebrating my vegan Bolognese sauce. The secret ingredient is minced meat.

It’s funny how people without pizzas in their hands actually think I’ll answer my door.

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You will watch an old classic movie that kind of sucks. Then, on the IMDb trivia, it says, this was the first time a film director ever pointed the camera at the sun.

He’s an everything bagel… I’m just a nothing burger…

As you get older, it’s amazing how fast bird-watching creeps up on you…

Welcome to your 50s, where coffee is the new happy hour and mornings are the new hangover.

I’ve been closer to death than a stable relationship.

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My hobbies include saying, “I’m so tired,” and then staying up for three more hours doing nothing.

Aliens: We are here to take over. Me: Thank God.

At least I can say I tried. I didn’t try, but I can say I did.

I did some exercise in 2010, I should be good for another few years.

If my son ever came out as gay, I’d be so furious. Furious that he never gave me fashion advice.

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Don’t fall for me — I’ll treat you right, and you’ll get bored and cheat.

You don’t know about stupidity until your female friends open up about their love life.

Every girl is defined by their one lost love. And by that I mean the one fast food item that was discontinued without warning, subsequently ruining their life.

All mushrooms are edible. Some only once.

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