Funny fears quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The possibility of monsters residing underneath your bed is negated when the mattress is positioned on the floor.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs to worry about monsters under the bed when you've evicted them by making the mattress their new landlord? 😂👻 No security deposit required!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: One of my biggest fears during a zombie apocalypse is having to sleep without a fan.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine fighting off brain-eating zombies all day, only to be taken down by a lack of white noise at night! 🧟‍♂️💨 Sweet dreams, survivors! #Priorities #ZombieApocalypseSurvivalTip"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Tears for Fears: Everybody wants to rule the world. Me: Some of us just want eight hours of uninterrupted sleep.

  Commentary:
  "Tears for Fears had big dreams of ruling the world 🌍, but let's be real, I just want a solid 8 hours of sleep without any interruptions 🌙😴. Who needs a kingdom when you've got a cozy bed, am I right? 😄💤"

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