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The ROI on keeping your mouth shut is extremely high.

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Silence is golden, but my ROI from it is platinum! 😂🤐💸

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged advice, communication, high, humor, keeping, mouth, ROI, shut, silence, wisdom on Jul 30, 2026 by slickboy.

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