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Cut my dog’s nail too short, and it bled, so I’m gonna cut off my finger so he knows I’m sorry.

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged apology, bleeding, care, cut, dog, dogs, finger, humor, injury, knows, nail, pet, pet care, short, sorry, too on Jul 30, 2026 by slickboy.

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