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The only thing stopping cheesecake from being a breakfast food is you.

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But have you tried getting slow neck kisses and soft ear whispers about it?

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In every imagination I have pictured myself in, I’m never poor.

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Enjoy your time with me, because I love to disappear.

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Life on other planets be like: “I hope those lunatics don’t discover us!”

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A pessimist is just an optimist playing hard to get.

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67 shares on Threads this month:

I’ve heard so much about the “Eye of the Tiger,” but how come no one ever talks about the other four letters?

18 shares on Discord this month:

When people say something is cray-cray it makes me wanna vom-vom.

96 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I am the proud father of two content providers. I mean children. Two children.

23 shares on TikTok this month:

I kind of miss when people stood 6 feet away.

61 shares on Instagram this month:

Bro, you’re not allowed anymore to have your tongue drop out of your mouth and form a stair case when you see my wife.

46 shares on Slack this month:

My husband told me that he used my sock trick on a recent trip, so he wouldn’t lose any. Reader, my “sock trick” is rolling matching pairs together.

58 shares on WeChat this month:

Please don’t tell me how bad your life was growing up; we had to manually roll up our cars’ windows.

50 shares on Messenger this month:

If anyone needs me, I’ll be in this whirlpool of emotions over there.

24 shares on X this month:

Adults chasing the popularity they missed out on as teenagers are the worst.

99 shares on LinkedIn this month:

“Jump to Recipe” is the closest we’ll ever get to teleportation.

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It’s weird when you realize we are the last generation on this Earth to know what lite was like before social media.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has copied:

Dear deodorant manufacturers, please stop writing “72h” on your products. There are people who believe that. And they sit next to me on the bus. Always. All of them!

Someone from 🇦🇬 has shared:

They say money doesn’t solve all problems, but it will surely solve all of mine.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has bookmarked:

I don’t have red flags, I have fun facts.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has downloaded:

I love when my grandma texts me — because I know it took her an hour.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has copied:

Life is so boring when you don’t have a package on the way.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has shared:

I like to put “No DMs” in my bio to pretend that I’m attractive.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has shared:

If my calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than my browser history.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has viewed:

I don’t want to party like it’s 1999, I want to go grocery shopping like it is.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has viewed:

When God closes a door, he opens a window. Unfortunately, we are in a submarine.

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Just landed via Facebook:

When you’re late for work, you gotta walk in fast and act like you’re mad.

Going viral on Slack:

My cat just sneezed a bunch of times in a row and then hissed at himself. What an icon!

Making waves on X:

Please don’t ask me to repeat myself. I wasn’t listening either.

Trending via Pinterest:

A large group of people is called an “eww, no thank you”

Making waves on Messenger:

I’m in a comfy dress today, but I look like a potato in floral. Call me Nelly Flortato.

Going bananas on YouTube:

I don’t even check my bank account no more. I just swipe my card and if it’s god’s will, money will be debited.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Interviewer: Can I get you anything? Me: Yeah, a job!

Spotted on TikTok:

Mid-life crisis? No, no, mid-day crisis. Something happens every day.

Spotted on Messenger:

I made you something special for Mother’s Day, my kid threatened.

Just shared via Slack:

My mom and all her opinions are visiting this weekend.

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The smaller the woman, the bigger the attitude. It’s science.

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The only thing stopping cheesecake from being a breakfast food is you.

But have you tried getting slow neck kisses and soft ear whispers about it?

In every imagination I have pictured myself in, I’m never poor.

Enjoy your time with me, because I love to disappear.

Life on other planets be like: “I hope those lunatics don’t discover us!”

A pessimist is just an optimist playing hard to get.

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