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“I’m at the age where, if I use the wrong pillow at night, it hurts to turn my head the next day.”

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Whenever my Mother-in-Law’s stories end with “And I turned out OK” I’m looking around like who’s gonna tell her.

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Unlike smoking, vaping doesn’t reduce your sex drive. It just reduces the sex drive of the people who see you vaping.

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The answer is always no, I did not get enough sleep.

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Computer dating is fine, if you’re a computer.

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If my memory gets any worse, I’ll be able to plan my own surprise party.

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My longest relationship has been with my Hotmail account.

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Some things are better left unsaid, which I certainly realize, right after I say them.

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A bridesmaid, but to carry the end of my CVS receipt.

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Met my soulmate again today: mashed potatoes and gravy.

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Some people find it strange when you talk to your pet. I find conversations with some people much stranger.

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I changed my Facebook name to “Benefits.” Now, when people add me, it says, “You are now friends with benefits.”

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If the interviewer doesn’t think it’s cool when you pull a quarter out of his ear, the job wasn’t good enough for you anyways.

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The smaller the woman, the bigger the attitude. It’s science.

“I’m at the age where, if I use the wrong pillow at night, it hurts to turn my head the next day.”

Whenever my Mother-in-Law’s stories end with “And I turned out OK” I’m looking around like who’s gonna tell her.

The answer is always no, I did not get enough sleep.

Computer dating is fine, if you’re a computer.

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If you ever ask a teen to do something and they just say “sure” without arguing, check that they haven’t been replaced with an android.

No more ragebaiting around me, please. Let’s try joybaiting, perhaps even lovebaiting.

The more I insisted marshmallows were vegetables, the angrier my doctor got.

I had no idea being an adult would involve so many lotions.

Being bilingual means stuttering in both languages.

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Worst thing about cutting off all your hair is you go to work and everyone treats you like Today’s Special Boy.

Welcome to your 50s, where coffee is the new happy hour and mornings are the new hangover.

I usually don’t flirt, so if I flirt with you, please cooperate.

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Sometimes I feel useless but then I remember I breath out carbon dioxide for plants.

The smarter you are, the more important it is for you to figure out how to think less.

Not just anyone can be cremated. You have to urn it.

I wanna be a villain so I can just saunter everywhere. The heroes are always sprinting, always running. You ever seen Darth Vader run? Hell no. And I ain’t about to either.

Out of all my body parts, I’m sure my eyes are in the best shape. I do at least 463 eye rolls a day.

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My dad’s handwriting makes a pharmacist look like a calligrapher.

I want to be a house cat and simply slap the shit out of anything in front of me that I do not understand.

Just done a HIIT workout and if anyone sees me trying to do that again just go ahead and hiit me in the face.

Jurassic Park came out decades ago, and now I feel like a fossil.

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