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Instagram should let you extend the run of one story for another 24 hours if the intended target didn’t see it.

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There’s nothing like the excitement of a brand-new book to add to the massive pile of books I still haven’t read.

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Before marriage, I would sit at a stoplight for hours because I had no one to tell me the light had changed to green.

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Siblings are proof you can love someone and also dislike them at the same time.

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If I were a bird, you’d be the first person I’d shit on.

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Putting my Christmas tree up today. Big day for my cats.

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🎉🥂 New Year Quotes

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53 shares on TikTok this month:

I did some soul searching last night. I’m happy to report I still have one.

19 shares on Instagram this month:

Just found out it don’t matter how early I go to bed, I just don’t wanna go to work.

68 shares on LinkedIn this month:

God saw you do that.

21 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Part of getting older is having a favorite pen.

66 shares on X this month:

My advice to young people to prepare for getting older is to start stretching immediately.

94 shares on Messenger this month:

My new drivers license arrived and when I opened it, I gasped. How’d they get a picture of my mother?

81 shares on Messenger this month:

My skin has so much oil, I’m surprised countries aren’t fighting over who controls it.

61 shares on Threads this month:

I have a drawer in my kitchen that I can’t open anymore because of that one time I decided to put a spatula in it.

54 shares on Snapchat this month:

People who wear jeans for fun around their house have bodies buried in their backyard.

43 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Lawyers should get walk-up songs in court like how wrestlers do.

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Someone from 🇱🇺 has shared:

Pretending I’m asleep so my boss has to carry me to the meeting.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has shared:

Do not take me to an escape room. I was a c-section. Someone is gonna have to come get me.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has shared:

Toddlers negotiate like tiny mob bosses: it’s the hard way or the harder way.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has downloaded:

And then the vodka whispered, “Say what you really think.”

Someone from 🇰🇿 has shared:

My teen believed the washing machine when it said it only had one minute left, and oh, how I laughed and laughed.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has copied:

My life is constantly oscillating between “must save money” and “you only live once”.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has copied:

Life sucks a lot less when your feet are in a creek, and you forgot your phone in the truck.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has shared:

I respectfully ignore DMs because I promise you, I am not your soulmate.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has copied:

If I was ever told to “dress to impress”, my first thought would be to get the Batman suit out.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has viewed:

Are you the sun? Because you need to stay about 92,960,000 miles away from me.

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Shared recently on LinkedIn:

You can generate images with your mind whenever you want. You don’t even need AI.

Just landed via Discord:

I think my dad just eradicated a small village with his sneeze.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Super excited about a brand new week of questioning all my life choices.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Why is there a level 6 for toasters? As if someone thinks: “Tonight I’m really in the mood for ashes with butter!”

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

I wear a lot of clothes for someone who hates doing laundry.

Making waves on Instagram:

My DNA came back saying I come from a wide selection of cheeses.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

I only trust people who give off unemployable energy.

Trending via Telegram:

Friday the 13th doesn’t even feel creepy cause bad things happen everyday now.

Live now on WeChat:

Apparently I’m the reason why I never have any money. I am shocked!

Freshly posted on X:

An adventure and a dragon would cure me.

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The smaller the woman, the bigger the attitude. It’s science.

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Instagram should let you extend the run of one story for another 24 hours if the intended target didn’t see it.

There’s nothing like the excitement of a brand-new book to add to the massive pile of books I still haven’t read.

Before marriage, I would sit at a stoplight for hours because I had no one to tell me the light had changed to green.

Siblings are proof you can love someone and also dislike them at the same time.

If I were a bird, you’d be the first person I’d shit on.

Putting my Christmas tree up today. Big day for my cats.

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