The tragedy of my life is that I theoretically know when I shouldn’t say anything. And then I hear myself talking.

The tragedy of my life is that I theoretically know when I shouldn't say anything. And then I hear myself talking.

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“Ah, the classic struggle between theory and reality – the brain saying ‘shh’ but the mouth doing its own thing 🤭. Who can relate to this never-ending battle of self-control? It’s like our mouths have a mind of their own sometimes, right? 😅 Just remember, sometimes silence truly is golden… in theory! 😉”

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