The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your credit card from your purse.

The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your credit card from your purse.

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“Online shopping: where the struggle is real, but the sofa is comfy. 💳👜💻 #FirstWorldProblems”

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