18 funny hug quotes - Wordgag

Next time someone says “I’m a hugger” and tries to hug me I’m gonna say “I’m a biter” and see how it goes.

May 23, 2026

Next time someone says “I’m a hugger” and tries to hug me, I’m gonna say “I’m a puncher” and see how it goes.

May 22, 2026

Make every hug more interesting by mysteriously whispering, “the Dark Lord stands at the crossroads!”

May 22, 2026

“Some men go months without being hugged.” Okay, then they should just hug each other.

May 22, 2026

Everybody thinks “Free Hugs” signs are cute, unless you’re a boa constrictor.

May 21, 2026

There are days when trying to control your class is like trying to hug a tornado.

May 20, 2026

Thinking of becoming the “where’s my hug” guy in prison.

May 20, 2026

I can’t tell if I need coffee, a hug, or to just go live in the woods forever.

May 19, 2026

I have information that will lead to where your hug is at.

Apr 1, 2026

I calculated my December budget and realized everyone is getting a hug for Christmas.

Mar 31, 2026

I’d like to place an order for a large kiss and an extra-long hug.

Mar 30, 2026

If you see me sad, just hug me and put some money in my pocket.

Mar 30, 2026

I told my wife to embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

Mar 29, 2026

I hate it when I go to hug someone sexy and hit my head on the mirror.

Mar 29, 2026

Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say “I know it’s hard, but you’ll be okay. Here’s a coffee and a million dollars.”

Mar 28, 2026

Just checked my bank account. Looks like everyone’s getting a hug for Christmas.

Mar 27, 2026

Donuts hug you from the inside.

Mar 27, 2026

Hug your children as often as you can. They can’t break things during this time.

Mar 26, 2026