There are drug-sniffing dogs, guide dogs, dogs that save lives. And then there’s my dog, who hits the lead when he poops. Posted on6 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppThere are drug-sniffing dogs, guide dogs, dogs that save lives. And then there’s my dog, who hits the lead when he poops. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 You ever go to a baseball game and hear a guy yelling, “hot dogs! hot dogs!” over and over again? That’s me, looking for hot dogs. Drugs don’t ruin lives. Drug tests do. TV lead me to believe grave digging would be a lot easier. A two-step guide to warning someone not to hit their head: 1. Wait until they’ve hit their head. 2. Say “Ooh, mind your head!” I now also have a device that tells me whether I’ve taken enough steps today. If I don’t make it one day, it barks and poops in my apartment.
