I never forget a face, but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception.

I never forget a face, but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception.

Commentary:
Oh, the savagery! 🙈🤣 Looks like someone’s sense of humor is as sharp as their memory! 🧠🤭 Just imagine the hilarity of selective amnesia in social situations! 😆👀 #Burnnnnn 🔥

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