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- There are drug-sniffing dogs, guide dogs, dogs that save lives. And then there’s my dog, who hits the lead when he poops.
- I wish my doctor would put down a little treat to distract me like my vet does for my dog.
- You ever go to a baseball game and hear a guy yelling, “hot dogs! hot dogs!” over and over again? That’s me, looking for hot dogs.
- My bear’s diarrhea problems are really starting to worry me. The vet says he’s getting better but he’s not out of the woods yet.
- The romantic says that there is the right partner for everyone. The realist says: only one person has to choose the wrong one and then it won’t work out for everyone!