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Why did they call it K-pop and not Seoul music?

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“You let your cat on the bed?” I would put her on my life insurance.

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Never underestimate the healing power of not watching the news.

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I run every day for 30 minutes. If I miss a day, I add 30 minutes to the next day. This has truly been a game changer. Tomorrow I’m supposed to run for 3 weeks.

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Thanks for your email! Unfortunately, I have filled my pockets with stones and am making my way to the sea.

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I miss when bills had nothing to do with me.

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, I’m never sending you nudes again.

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Starting to think I’m single because of everyone else’s shortcomings.

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Some of you need to clean your room before you take a selfie.

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I’m giving up eating chocolate for a month. Sorry, bad punctuation. I’m giving up. Eating chocolate for a month.

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Hey, wanna intertwine delusions and make them a reality or nah?

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You can be having the nicest day and then you have to print something and you know your day is about to fall apart real fast.

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The male urge to tell you what business used to be located there back in his day.

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I really love playing chess with elderly people in the park, but it’s just really hard to find thirty-two of them willing to do it.

There will only be world peace if we get another Gangnam Style.

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Why socialize when you could party inside your room with your 10+ personalities?

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Blocking isn’t enough. I wanna throw tomatoes at you like you’re a medieval criminal.

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A foghorn but for people who can’t see through their own bullshit.

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I’m at a point in life where I’m just at a point.

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Take me down to the Moria city, where the girls are green and the boys are stinky… and even Gandalf said ‘Nope, too freaky!’

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As long as everything is exactly the way I want it, I’m totally flexible.

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Mr. Beast is like if they made Dubai into a person.

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Have kids so you can say things you never thought you would like “please don’t vacuum your sister”

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Everybody thinks “Free Hugs” signs are cute, unless you’re a boa constrictor.

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I’m bad at being sad. Three minutes in, and I’m already making fun of my situation.

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It takes only one person in this world to make you smile. It’s called a plastic surgeon.

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The endings of Lost and Game of Thrones each cost me a television.

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Adults should get spring break from their jobs.

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I was actually doing so well until your email found me.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Nothing humbles you faster than your phone slipping out of your hand and hitting your face.

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Hey, people, my age. Remember going into the computer lab at school?

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You know Santa isn’t real because no man over 40 is out past 9PM.

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Can someone please just give me a participation trophy for making it through today, please?

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I’m not like the other girls. I’m a 37 year old man.

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When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying ‘Haven’t decided yet’ is typically a good response.

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There will only be world peace if we get another Gangnam Style.

Why socialize when you could party inside your room with your 10+ personalities?

Blocking isn’t enough. I wanna throw tomatoes at you like you’re a medieval criminal.

A foghorn but for people who can’t see through their own bullshit.

I’m at a point in life where I’m just at a point.

Take me down to the Moria city, where the girls are green and the boys are stinky… and even Gandalf said ‘Nope, too freaky!’

As long as everything is exactly the way I want it, I’m totally flexible.

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If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?

All pants are tear away pants if you’re strong enough.

Men have nice skin because they stress out everyone but themselves.

Shutting up is gluten-free. Maybe add that to your diet, princess.

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I was gonna kiss you under the blood moon eclipse, but whatever, bro.

One day you’ll find someone obsessed with you. It’s probably going to be a squirrel.

The first time I heard “big naturals,” I thought it referred to major outdoor landmarks such as the Grand Canyon or the Great Barrier Reef.

Having to pay to read scientific and scholarly articles is a really disgusting and pathetic practice.

I wouldn’t trust a single one of you with a flying car.

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Seven wives and no alcohol? No thanks, Mormons.

Every morning I wake up and think I have a hangover, but then I realize I didn’t drink, and this is just how I feel now.

There are two types of people: those who are clueless about their kids’ schedules and the other who plan it down to the minute. And they end up marrying each other.

The perfect number of cats is two stupid cats. Preferably siblings. But they can’t both be the same type of stupid. One needs to be stupid (dumb) and one needs to be stupid (annoying).

Guns N’ Roses: “Welcome to the jungle!” The jungle: “No more humans, please!”

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If you want people to have kind words when you pass, you should say kind words when you’re alive.

I’m not good with plants or people, but I am good with books and buffets.

I’ve been doing a lot of thinking recently, and I’ve decided that I really don’t want to do that any more.

I’m writing a fairytale about a printer that just works.

“You’ve changed.” Yeah, I watched a new movie.

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