Trendy Funny Quotes

  • The first two drinks don’t count if you have social anxiety, they just turn you into a normal person.
  • I don’t hate you. I just don’t like that you exist.
  • Thinking about ignoring daily mess by creating new holiday decor mess.
  • That moment when you clean the apartment and a year later everything is dirty again.
  • I have never seen an alcohol company using a drunk person for any advertising, are they ashamed of their customers?
  • My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I’m still at work.