Mom asked me what I was drinking the first time I got drunk and I said β€œbreast milk” and now she’s not talking to me.

Commentary:
Well, looks like mom's got some trust issues now… πŸΌπŸ˜† Looks like you milked that joke a bit too far! πŸ₯›πŸ˜‚ Hope she lactates some forgiveness soon! 🀣 #WhoopsMom #MamaMilkedIt #GotMomsAttention