Thereβs nothing scarier than sneezing with a full cup of coffee in your hand. Posted onMay 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When a sneeze turns into an impromptu coffee splash art competition! π¨βοΈπ€§ Related funny posts π€ When a man gets married he has a moral obligation to scare his wife when he sneezes. Do mens sneezes get louder and louder as they age until they explode? Sometimes I sneeze so loud and hard I think Iβm a dad. If you live in the same hemisphere as me, youβve probably already heard me sneeze. There are 400 billion stars in our galaxy and perhaps two trillion galaxies in total, and I just wonder if Miss Universe fully understands her achievement.