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At the grocery store, but forgot my wife’s list so I guess I’ll just follow this other guy around and get what he gets.

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Remember, you don’t have to worry about being around annoying people in public if you never leave the house.

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That was pointless, we could’ve just stayed strangers.

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Imagine hating me and I’m just over here doing an epic air-drum solo to ‘In The Air Tonight’.

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Insomnia is embarrassing. How can I be so bad at something that literally involves doing nothing?

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Lord, please take this gas out of my stomach and put it in my car.

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I am “I can’t remember the last time I went out on New Year’s Eve” old.

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And to my great-grandchildren, I leave 48,567 screenshots.

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Guy who normally applauds when the plane lands right before the pilot crashes it: “Boo!”

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Gimme coffee or I’ll sleep amok!