They say “Time heals.” No, it doesn’t. I’m still mad. Posted onMay 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Still waiting for that time therapy to kick in! ⏰🙄😂 Related funny posts 🤝 Forrest Gump is a haunting film about how long you have to wait for a bus in America. I would be more patient if it didn’t take so long. Are you mad at me? Have you been mad at me? Will you be mad at me? When will you be mad at me? I get it, orcas. Sometimes you just need to ruin a yacht to feel something. I have 206 bones, 650 muscles and 50 billion cells in my body. It takes time to wake up all of them up in the morning.