Trendy Funny Quotes

  • “Would you like to check your account balance?” God no. My balance is none of my business.
  • I have some cake and now I’m eating it too. Not seeing the problem here.
  • I could never work in an aquarium. I would have a penguin under my shirt at the end of the shift.
  • 20s: LOL! 30s: OMG! 40s: WTF!
  • Go ahead. Order anything you want. Money is no object when we dine at IKEA.
  • These days, I only use Facebook as a birthday calendar.