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20 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I hate people that talk to their Apple watch. Fake Power Rangers.

31 shares on Slack this month:

Welcome to downtown where the crosswalk signals are merely suggestions and you hope the puddles are water.

61 shares on Threads this month:

Microplastics are a waste of time. I go straight to eating whole packaging.

24 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Even on the coldest of days, there’s such peace found in the warm embrace of a hot pizza.

90 shares on Discord this month:

Coming back to your own bed after a few days away is peak coziness.

50 shares on X this month:

I’m already cold. I know me and my low iron ain’t gonna survive winter.

89 shares on Pinterest this month:

Nobody has ever been more surprised than a husband hearing about his wife’s plans for the second time.

68 shares on Pinterest this month:

Cicadas are all like, “Y’all mind if I scream?”

85 shares on Slack this month:

The nice thing about wintertime is that it’s darker for longer, so you see a lot less people.

51 shares on Discord this month:

My phone went from fully charged to 10% while I was sleeping, so I guess it leads a more exciting nightlife than I do.

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I need a long hot meteor shower.

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I’m addicted to following the rules I made up. And also breaking the rules I made up.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has viewed:

If you don’t believe aliens walk amongst us, who else could write such unnatural dialogue in pharmaceutical commercials?

Someone from 🇨🇳 has shared:

Of course I wrote a grocery list. I carefully wrote it all down and then didn’t bring it with me, like my mother and her mother before her.

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What an awful time to be even remotely aware of what is going on in the world.

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Why can’t people be tested like watermelons? You tap them on the head and find out whether they are normal or bad.

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Whoever came up with the name “dentures” really missed the opportunity to call them “substitooths”.

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My favorite game is to guess if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor position, or a brain tumor.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has shared:

How many exercise videos do you have to buy before you get some results?

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Banana boats are powered by bananas. Everyone knows this.

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I come from a family of failed magicians. I have two half sisters.

Just shared via Telegram:

Thinking about writing my own eulogy because I don’t want my loved ones to say I’m a control freak.

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I’m blunt because the universe rolled me that way.

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Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It’s the transition that’s troublesome.

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Monday? But, I wasn’t even finished with Saturday yet.

Just shared via TikTok:

Processed food was literally designed for you to eat. Organic is just some crap they found on the ground somewhere.

Going viral on Twitch:

I named my eraser Confidence because it gets smaller after every mistake I make.

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Yesterday, my boss asked me what I did for a living.

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You know you got a bad haircut when she insists on giving you a $10 discount.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

People will say “sounds good” at work when things don’t sound good at all.

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They say water is the source of life, which is true because you can’t make coffee without water.

I would do absolutely anything to get 8 hours of sleep, except for going to bed 8 hours before I need to wake up.

When I say “I’m open to feedback” I mean “I accept compliments.”

People often mistake me for an adult because of my age.

Everyone wants a goth girlfriend until she starts doing goth things.

Welcome to your 40s. A random back pain will be assigned to you shortly, and you’ll never know what flares it up every time.

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They say water is the source of life, which is true because you can’t make coffee without water.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I would do absolutely anything to get 8 hours of sleep, except for going to bed 8 hours before I need to wake up.

When I say “I’m open to feedback” I mean “I accept compliments.”

Shoutout to coughing on the bus. Haven’t tried it myself but seems really popular.

People often mistake me for an adult because of my age.

Everyone wants a goth girlfriend until she starts doing goth things.

Welcome to your 40s. A random back pain will be assigned to you shortly, and you’ll never know what flares it up every time.

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