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I will die on this hill or any hill really. I have no hill preference.

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If a tree falls in a forest and doesn’t make a sound, maybe that’s where your kid should be practicing the piano.

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You can make a salad without lettuce if you want, there are no rules.

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Most people who have found themselves are amazed to discover that there is nothing there at all.

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Dentists get rich by staring into your mouth for 30 seconds, playing sinking ships with their assistant, and then telling you to brush better.

74 shares on X this month:

The human brain is amazing. It functions 24/7 from the day we’re born and only stops when you’re taking a test or speaking to someone attractive.

31 shares on TikTok this month:

It feels like a million o’clock right now.

49 shares on WeChat this month:

You don’t know about stupidity until your female friends open up about their love life.

19 shares on Snapchat this month:

Christmas adverts: “Eat all the food! Drink all the drink! Spoil yourself! It’s Christmas!” New year adverts: “Look at what you’ve done to yourself, you fat sack of shit!”

61 shares on Slack this month:

A good relationship is when she is by your side during bad times to tell you that none of this would have happened if you had just listened to her.

28 shares on Slack this month:

I’m sorry to break it to you, but you need a soul to have a soulmate.

47 shares on Threads this month:

“Excuse me, are you gonna finish those fries?” Me, interrupting a couple fighting.

97 shares on Threads this month:

Wishing all the contacts in my phone “Merry Christmas, I hope you get what you deserve” and just letting that work itself out.

20 shares on Instagram this month:

I hope I find $10,000 on the floor later.

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I wait all week for the weekend just to aggressively do nothing in five different outfits.

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Straight man stuns they/them by ordering in fluent woke.

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Life is what happens in between trips to the fridge.

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I hate hotel bath towels. So thick and fluffy, I can’t even close my suitcase.

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Single for Christmas, but at least I won’t be buying presents for a liar.

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Don’t talk to me while my earphones are in, man, I’m at a concert.

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People who work in retail should be allowed to slap a customer or two each Christmas, as a little treat.

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My card got declined at the barbershop so they put all the hair in my mouth and squeezed me until it came out of my head.

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The more nicknames I have for you, the more I like you.

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Not right now. I’m manifesting.

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A moment of silence for those who hate us but can’t unfriend us because they’re afraid of not knowing what’s happening in our lives.

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My favorite recipe is the one where I pick up the phone and order food.

Live now on X:

I’m a simple person. All I need in life to be happy is to have everything go my way and work out how I want it to.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Dollar Tree need to just go ahead and change the name to Tree of Unexpected Prices.

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A pet resting their little paw on you is a sign of respect in their culture.

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“Is this a joke to you?” Unfortunately, everything is a little bit of a joke to me.

Shared recently on Facebook:

If bugs could talk, they would probably say things like, “What the bug?”

Just shared via Twitch:

Some nights I stay up hella late just farting.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

Cats clean themselves with their little fish breath mouths, but somehow they always smell like laundry detergent, vanilla, and happiness.

Spotted on Threads:

Interviewer: “What did you learn from your previous job?” Me: “That I need a new job.”

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