Skip to content

Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes

  • Home
  • Random
  • Info
    • Privacy
    • Disclaimer
    • Terms & Conditions
  • Funny News
This coffee isn’t working. Think I need holy water.

This coffee isn’t working. Think I need holy water.

Commentary:
"Just sprinkle some espresso into the holy water, it's the perfect blend of caffeine and blessings ☕️💦 #DivineAwakening"

Related Funny Posts 🤝

  • I’m feeling very anxious. I think this 7th mug of coffee will take the edge off.
  • That was the last cup of coffee in my life. From tomorrow I’ll be drinking straight from the pot.
  • I woke up, got out of bed, and had coffee. I think that’s enough for one day.
  • How many cups of coffee is OK to have every day? Is it eight? I’m pretty sure it’s eight.
  • They say water is the source of life, which is true because you can’t make coffee without water.
This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged addiction, caffeine, coffee, coffee addiction, coffee joke, holy, holy water, humor, i, joke, morning, morning routine, need, routine, think, water, working on Nov 6, 2025 by slickboy.

Post navigation

← Hey! Remember in the first grade when we were all just chilling and then some kid would throw up out of nowhere? Incorrectly is the only word that, when spelled correctly, is still spelled incorrectly. →

Top Funny Quotes Topics 🗂

  • activity
  • age
  • being
  • communication
  • dating
  • day
  • every
  • family
  • food
  • frustration
  • fun
  • fun activity
  • going
  • good
  • health
  • humor
  • i
  • irony
  • joke
  • just
  • know
  • life
  • love
  • me
  • media
  • money
  • motivation
  • need
  • never
  • parenting
  • people
  • procrastination
  • relationship
  • sarcasm
  • say
  • should
  • sleep
  • social
  • social media
  • someone
  • technology
  • think
  • time
  • want
  • work
Proudly powered by WordPress