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99% of celebrating your birthday as an adult just consists of texting back “thanks so much”.

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Did you know? By replacing your coffee with green tea, you can lose up to 92% of what little joy you still have left in your life.

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There’s no post-breakup healing process for girls. You just wake up one day and be like, “Ew,” and you’re free.

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Most men don’t actually want to do things; they just want to talk about doing them.

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Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here playing with my arm fat.

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Blowing kisses to my coworkers so that nobody talks to me today.

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Hotel elevators are hell for those of us who are small-talk failures. The guy asked me, “You just get in today too?” and I said, “Well, no,” then stood in silence.

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Imagine you’re living inside a tiny mushroom house… with a tiny chimney… deep in the woods… no one knows you exist… you make soup in a tiny pot… you are free.

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Lego better be trying to cure child cancer with how much their shit cost.

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Shark tooth necklaces are the perfect accessory if you want to look tough but also tell the world, “I’ve been to a gift shop.”

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Freshly posted on TikTok:

Adulting is difficult. One minute you’re proud of yourself, the next minute you feel like you’re not doing enough.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

Some people pack their lives so full of activities, appointments and people that I get exhausted just reading about it.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Rule number 1 at a concert: Don’t sing while filming!

Live now on Twitch:

Marriage is 33.3% hiding to eat snacks because you and your spouse are supposed to be on a diet.

Just shared via Reddit:

One time I refused to buy a watch because it was only waterproof to 100 meters. Not sure what sort of future I was imagining for myself there.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

You can chill with someone a whole day at the university, and never see them again in your life, lol.

Seen just now on Threads:

A fly swatter, but for close talkers.

Live now on Messenger:

Took the road less travelled after buying the sat nav less expensive.

Making waves on Snapchat:

There’s nothing better than knowing that you don’t have to set an alarm clock for the next day.

Going viral on Discord:

Animals are 15 minutes old and already know what to do.

They’re calling me the unemployee of the month.

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Work from home ain’t for everyone. I, for one, hate when my coworkers try to message when I’m shopping.

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The longest and most adventurous journeys begin with the words: “I know a shortcut.”

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It’s crazy how social media convinced us that 15 likes aren’t enough. Imagine 15 people in real life telling you that you looked good.

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If the only person you’re competing with is yourself, how could you lose?

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Japan’s greatest tragedy is having the world’s best toilets and no Mexican food. What’s the point of owning a Ferrari if you never take it to the track?

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I’m heading to the beach without a beach body.

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45 shares on Snapchat this month:

9am: anything is possible. 2pm: maybe tomorrow.

77 shares on Instagram this month:

Girls expect handwritten letters from guys who copy birthday wishes from ChatGPT.

46 shares on YouTube this month:

Once you book a trip, it becomes hard to focus on life.

37 shares on Slack this month:

Every year I realize how dumb I was a year ago.

95 shares on Pinterest this month:

This can’t be the same body that used to be able to pull all nighters.

19 shares on Facebook this month:

Scams used to be like “free money!” and now they’re like “hello, we have a job for you”, which seems to be a bad sign.

12 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’m the kind of crazy you weren’t warned about because no one knew this level existed.

63 shares on Snapchat this month:

Unlike the brain, the stomach alerts you when it’s empty.

41 shares on Facebook this month:

I wonder if my bank account thinks about me and has panic attacks.

68 shares on YouTube this month:

“Autism didn’t exist until recently!” Have you met old guys who work in hardware stores?

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“Too much garlic”? What’s next? Too much love? Too much desire?

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Twitter is basically introverts gone wild.

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Welcome to Twitter, some random, judgmental stranger will be along shortly to complain about your tweets.

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You amuse me, Jester. You may enter my bed chambers.

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Men make money to be with a woman, but women make money to not have to be with a man. Clock it!

Someone from 🇮🇹 has viewed:

Millionaires and multi-billion dollar companies be like, “We’re doing our part by asking the poor to donate to the poor.”

Someone from 🇹🇲 has bookmarked:

I put the mess in domestic.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has shared:

I wanna date someone cuter than me, but sadly I am the cutest.

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Welcome to your 40s, your level of cleaning is directly related to whether your guest can see without readers.

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Dogs are like chicken nuggets; every time I see one, I want it.

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Pugs look like regular dogs that ran into a door at full speed.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Dating apps are no place for meeting your soulmate. The best way to find your soulmate is to tweet really good.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

We don’t get a song of the summer this year because we were bad.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

We should be able to call in healthy: “I feel amazing today, and I’m not wasting it at work.”

Just landed via Snapchat:

We have decided to sell the house. How long do you think it will take for our landlord to find out?

Trending via Facebook:

Just thinking how many animals we had to ride on before we realized horses were ok with it.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

That urge to nap between 3pm – 5pm is no joke.

Live now on Facebook:

Breaking News: Jenny on Facebook is having salad for dinner tonight.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Pretty annoying when someone unfollows me before I can conduct their exit interview.

Breaking via Twitch:

75% of being a divorce lawyer is just answering emails from clients saying, “No. No. No. You absolutely cannot do that, no.”

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They’re calling me the unemployee of the month.

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Work from home ain’t for everyone. I, for one, hate when my coworkers try to message when I’m shopping.

The longest and most adventurous journeys begin with the words: “I know a shortcut.”

It’s crazy how social media convinced us that 15 likes aren’t enough. Imagine 15 people in real life telling you that you looked good.

If the only person you’re competing with is yourself, how could you lose?

Japan’s greatest tragedy is having the world’s best toilets and no Mexican food. What’s the point of owning a Ferrari if you never take it to the track?

I’m heading to the beach without a beach body.

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