When I get to work, I always hide first, because a good worker is always hard to find.

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My New Years resolutions are to do some things, and stop doing some other things.

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Everybody is fighting a battle that you don’t know about, because of the first rule of Fight Club.

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I’m a private person except for when I’m publicly trauma dumping on social media.

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I’ve decided to become an organ donor. When I die, I want an elephant to get a new trunk.

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Neighbors are fighting. Can I knock on the wall and ask them to speak up so I know whose side I’m on?

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Paw Patrol is just annoying. Exactly how long do dogs live again on average?

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Boobs always win. That’s why we don’t play rock, paper, boobs.

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The best way to enjoy your tea while the world is falling apart around you is to remember that the world has always been falling apart around you.

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His hands wouldn’t stop talking to me, your honor.

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Old people get so mad when you’re young and tired.