My most abusive relationship is with my own brain. Posted onMay 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Brain: "I’m breaking up with you!” Me: "You’ll come crawling back at 2am.” 😂🧠💔 Related funny posts 🤝 My soulmate probably seen my posts and deleted me. Everyone who dramatically ‘quits’ social media is back in 48 hours like it was just a trial separation. Body: Time to sleep. Brain: Hey, that’s an interesting thought, here’s six billion more. Body: Okay, sleepy time. Brain: Okay, thinky time. I need someone to wring out my brain like a dishrag.