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When the staff-to-customer ratio at the music store is higher than my GPA 😂🎶📚
17 Funny employee quotes
They’re calling me the unemployee of the month.
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Looks like your “work” from home strategy is really paying off! 😆🏆📅
I feel like this holiday season, it’s important to remind people of the true meaning of Christmas: ghosts terrorizing rich people in the middle of the night until they agree to pay their employees more.
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When you realize the holiday spirit is just a spooky HR meeting with festive lights 👻🎄🤑
It’s truly insane when bosses assume their employees are working for any reason other than a paycheck.
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Work: where we pretend we're motivated by more than just caffeine and direct deposits 😂💸☕
I told a joke to my boss, and he must have found it really funny because now I get to tell it to HR.
Commentary:
Sounds like your comedic skills really took you places… straight to HR! 🙈😂📈
If you respond, “A reason for living,” when a store employee asks if they can help you find something, they will leave you alone.
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Well, I guess that's one way to avoid the 'Can I help you?' inquiry! 😆🛍️🚶♂️
Ok, hear me out: a reality show where billionaire CEOs have to live off of their lowest-paid employees’ salaries for a month.
Commentary:
"Coming soon: 'Survivor: Corporate Jungle' 🍿💸 Let's see how they handle gourmet ramen noodles! 😄🍜"
Employees should have to take their boss’s last name.
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"Finally, a way to explain those mystery work emails to your significant other! 😂👔 #OfficeFamily"
Microsoft Teams needs to add a “spank” reaction for when I want to reprimand my employees during a video call.
Commentary:
"Waiting for the day when Teams introduces the 'virtual karate chop' emoji to keep us all in line! 🥋🙈 #DisciplineInTheDigitalAge"
People who work in customer service should be allowed to fight one customer a day. Two on Fridays.
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Commentary:
"Finally, a way to end the week with a *bang*! 🥊💥 Just imagine the 'Buy One, Get One Free' of stress relief! 🤣🙌 #FistOfTheWeek"