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Drinking coffee because throwing chairs at people is frowned upon.

Drinking coffee because throwing chairs at people is frowned upon.

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My cat smells like cigarettes again and I'm sick of his excuses.

My cat smells like cigarettes again and I’m sick of his excuses.

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Stop avoiding your banking app. Go look at what you’ve done.

Stop avoiding your banking app. Go look at what you’ve done.

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Stop making eye contact with me, I can't afford a wedding right now.

Stop making eye contact with me, I can’t afford a wedding right now.

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Spent most of the day making sure my couch still works. So far so good.

Spent most of the day making sure my couch still works. So far so good.

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We should just cancel April Fools Day this year. No prank can top reality right now.

We should just cancel April Fools Day this year. No prank can top reality right now.

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A woman's sigh can speak a 1000 words.

A woman’s sigh can speak a 1000 words.

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Told my girl I'm tired of her dramas and she bought me an energy drink.

Told my girl I’m tired of her dramas and she bought me an energy drink.

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Scams used to be like “free money!” and now they’re like “hello, we have a job for you”, which seems to be a bad sign.

Scams used to be like “free money!” and now they’re like “hello, we have a job for you”, which seems to be a bad sign.

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My couch better stop looking at me like that, it knows exactly what it’s doing.

My couch better stop looking at me like that, it knows exactly what it’s doing.

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90% of the things I worry about never happen. Worrying seems to be working.

90% of the things I worry about never happen. Worrying seems to be working.

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Cars should come with a secondary smaller "sorry" horn for when you do something a lil silly by accident.

Cars should come with a secondary smaller “sorry” horn for when you do something a lil silly by accident.

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Never meeting another person again, so if I know you already, congrats!

Never meeting another person again, so if I know you already, congrats!

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That urge to nap between 3pm - 5pm is no joke.

That urge to nap between 3pm – 5pm is no joke.

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Stop using ChatGPT. I can feed you misinformation too and I'm also beautiful and funny sometimes.

Stop using ChatGPT. I can feed you misinformation too and I’m also beautiful and funny sometimes.

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