This salad tastes like I’d rather be fat. Posted onFeb 2, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Tastes like my gym membership just got revoked 😂🥗➡️🍪" Related funny posts 😂 I like driving by myself. I just played the same song 36 times. I signed up to the gym a few months ago and still don’t see any results. I’ll go by there this weekend and ask what’s going on. I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people. I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s like 7 years in a row now. I wish I could lose weight as easily as I lose my keys, phone, temper, and my mind.