This salad tastes like I’d rather be fat. Commentary:"Tastes like my gym membership just got revoked ππ₯β‘οΈπͺ" Related Funny Posts π€ At what point is a salad no longer a salad based on how much bacon I add? Coke tastes like tapping into your ancient ancestral petroleum reserves, while Sprite tastes like being connected to a big, beautiful energy grid. Make your salad taste better by putting it between bread, meat, cheese, and Big Mac sauce. Eat whatever you want. If someone calls you fat, eat them too. I’m fat because I’m full of experiences, and most of those experiences took place at Mexican restaurants.
