“This would be better if there was cake” really does ring true in any situation.

“This would be better if there was cake” really does ring true in any situation.

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Ah, the age-old wisdom that cake can solve anything! 🍰💫 Whether it’s a boring meeting or a rainy day, a slice of delicious cake can surely make it all better. Just remember: when in doubt, cake it out! 🎂😄🍰

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