Commentary:
Is it an engagement ring or a satellite dish? 🛰️💍😄
23 Funny ring quotes
If I wore a mood ring, it would probably explode immediately.
Commentary:
Sounds like your mood ring needs a fire extinguisher on standby! 🔥💍😆
Sorry, I missed your call. I watched it ring and everything.
Commentary:
The phone rang, my motivation didn't. 📞🙃
Why does the phone ring longer when you’re ignoring the call?
Commentary:
"Because it's auditioning for a drama series starring 'The Relentless Ringer!' 🎭📞😂"
I think Australians should have to go three rounds in the ring with a kangaroo before they eat him.
Commentary:
"G'day, mate! Nothing like a hearty kangaroo stew after a hopping good workout! 🥊🐨🥘"
Keep your fries close and your onion rings closer.
Marriage is like a phone call at the night: First there’s the ring, and then you wake up.
It’s too bad he never woke up and chose violence. “Bob Ross, mob boss” has a nice ring to it.
Commentary:
"Imagine a world where happy little trees are painted with a side of intimidation 😳🖌️🕴️ Who knew the joy of painting could lead to the art of organized crime? 🎨💰 #HappyAccidents #CriminalMasterpiece"
Get a Ring camera so you can yell at your kids when they’re out front and freak them out.
Commentary:
Isn't that the ultimate modern-day parental power move? 💪🏼📹 "Oh hey there kids, just letting you know I'm watching 👀… and so are the neighbors 🏡😂. Behave yourselves or the Ring camera might magically start playing 'The Mysterious Stranger' theme song 🎵💀. Just kidding… maybe. 😏"
Getting a nose ring, so I don’t lose my keys.
Commentary:
🔑👃 "Forget losing my keys, now I just have to worry about losing my nose ring! Talk about an unconventional keychain 😉 #Priorities"