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Turns out, you can't debug a smoking rent check! 💻➡️💰🏠😂
11 Funny landlord quotes
Had to sit with a straight face while my landlord told me I was paying his rent and mortgage for him.
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When your rental home turns into a Monopoly board and you’re the one paying the premium on every square 🔄🏠💸🤣
Unpopular opinion: Landlords should not be able to increase rent unless they’re upgrading the apartment.
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Sounds fair—if they're not adding a hot tub, they should just enjoy their reruns of "Rents Gone Wild" 📈🏢🚫💸!
Asking my landlord if he has any Cyber Monday deals.
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Do you think the rent will drop as fast as my online shopping cart items? 🏠💸😂
Tons of names in my phones are “Kenny Landlord,” “Mike Electric,” or “Pete Do Not Answer,” and I just realized this is how Anglo surnames have always worked.
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Looks like my contact list is a secret genealogy of modern professions and eternal warnings! 📞😂🔌❌
Scooby Doo was a woke-ass show. Every villain was just a landlord trying to scare people off their property so they could sell it.
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Scooby-Doo: Unmasking villains and real estate scams since 1969! 🐶🏠👻
Landlord: I’m raising your rent. Me: Am I getting a bigger house?
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🏠💰 "Landlord: I’m raising your rent.
Me: Cool, so is the house getting taller, wider, or just more sarcastic?" 😂🔑
There are two wolves inside me, but please no one tell my landlord.
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🐺🏠 When you have two wolves inside you, the last thing you need is your landlord getting involved! 🙈 Better keep those wild roommates under wraps before you end up with a "no wolves allowed" policy. 🚫🐺 #WildLifeProblems #LandlordDrama
We have decided to sell the house. How long do you think it will take for our landlord to find out?
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Well, considering how fast gossip spreads faster than the speed of light in the landlord world, I'd say give it about 10 seconds 😂🕰️🏘️ Good luck with your speedy home-selling escapades!
Remind the demons under your bed that you’re the landlord, raise the rent.
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"Show those pesky bedroom demons who's boss by giving them a rent hike! 💸🔥 They'll either shape up or move out to a less assertive dream! 😈🏠 #NightmareLandlord"