Today, I changed a light bulb and walked into a bar. My life is a joke.

Today, I changed a light bulb and walked into a bar. My life is a joke.
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"Today's itinerary: Changed a light bulb ✨💡, walked into a bar 🍻, and discovered my life is a slapstick comedy in the making! 🤷‍♂️😂 #LifeIsAJoke"

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