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Someone from 🇱🇹 has viewed:

Men love to show you a YouTube video. It is a sign of deep respect in their culture.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has viewed:

I hope this email finds you at relative peace with the paradox of existence.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has copied:

Having to pee when you’re driving is problematic. Having to sneeze when you’re driving is even more problematic.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has copied:

Stop blaming everyone for your problems. Pick one person you really hate and blame them for everything.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has copied:

If you’ve never been hit with gay allegations, you’re not fly enough.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has shared:

Bro, did you seriously just forget about Dre?

Someone from 🇻🇳 has copied:

Whoever said, “Laughter is the best medicine,” clearly never tried Revenge.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has downloaded:

Being alone is my favourite way of being.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has bookmarked:

Is it better to beat someone to the punch or punch someone to the beat?

Someone from 🇵🇰 has copied:

Halloween is over and most people just keep on being creepy.

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Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

It’s like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a Like.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

If you love a friend, let them go. If they come back with coffee, it was meant to be.

Going viral on Reddit:

Save tons of money on a weighted blanket by sleeping under the mattress.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

Someone is probably in the worst argument of their life right now. LOL!

Breaking via Messenger:

My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I’d have to do.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Men want to meet up too easily. What if I plan to sacrifice you?

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

My husband clearly believes that chairs just magically push themselves back in.

Making waves on Telegram:

Grandma complained that with age, her joints were getting weaker. Told her to just roll them a little tighter.

Just landed via YouTube:

Don’t let anyone tell you, you can’t do something. Show them you can’t.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I wish I could be as excited about being awake as my dog is about me being awake.

Today, I changed a light bulb and walked into a bar. My life is a joke.

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Today, I changed a light bulb and walked into a bar. My life is a joke.

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The human body requires so much maintenance. Who designed this thing?

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If you ever need nothing, I’m here for you.

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Liking someone romantically is actually just a humiliation ritual.

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Remember when we were young we wanted to stay up for New Year’s? Now we’re old and cursing because we’re staying up past 9:30 and our entire sleep routine is disturbed.

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I woke up deciding to incorporate the parkour lifestyle into my daily life then reconsidered as I fell over again putting my jeans on.

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God: “I told you to love thy neighbor – not start trade wars with them.”

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59 shares on LinkedIn this month:

We need a word for a type of person who spends all their time working to live in a city so they can be near cool things, but they don’t actually like going out.

63 shares on Snapchat this month:

Waiting for my wife to approve my new year’s resolution of making independent decisions.

94 shares on LinkedIn this month:

That beeping of the parking assistant when you get too close to other cars. I’d like that for people.

66 shares on Threads this month:

Being an adult is spending every day looking at a pill bottle, wondering, “Did I take this already?”

58 shares on WeChat this month:

Fun fact: Did you know that removing junk food from your diet can help you lose up to 90% of your will to live?

50 shares on WhatsApp this month:

That feeling when you take the first bite of your favourite food, that’s called chewphoria.

19 shares on Threads this month:

Men be like: I would love the opportunity to give you the bare minimum.

35 shares on Snapchat this month:

Straight man stuns they/them by ordering in fluent woke.

47 shares on Twitch this month:

The three people who like every single one of my posts are going in my will.

78 shares on Messenger this month:

I hope we’re good friends until we die, then I hope we can stay ghost friends, walk through walls and scare people.

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Just saw someone my age running and she wasn’t chasing an ice-cream truck.

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Sure I collect antiques, if you count the late-century spices in my pantry.

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Dad Hack: Get your teen’s attention instantly by pre-heating the oven.

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I love when men remind me I’m evil because sometimes I be thinking I’m losing my spark.

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Not to upset anyone, but Monday is waiting outside.

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Why is there a level 6 for toasters? As if someone thinks: “Tonight I’m really in the mood for ashes with butter!”

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The world is in chaos, confess to your crush!

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Every time my kids start whining, I get the urge to call my mom and apologize.

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I’m at the age where a house arrest no longer sounds like the worst thing.

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Kids today have it much easier. When I was growing up and something bad happened, we had to go outside and spread our misinformation in person.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

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Funny Quotes Topics

17,443

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15,324

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇮🇩 has copied:

I like to live life dangerously by occasionally sticking my foot out over the edge of the bed at night.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has downloaded:

Fries, not lies.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has viewed:

My playlist is so random, I be heartbroken, thugged out, and yeehaw all at the same time.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has bookmarked:

I’m so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has copied:

I was really happy about it being Friday until I realized it was only Wednesday.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has viewed:

I don’t always cook dinner but when I do, I use every pan in the kitchen.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has shared:

Sometimes our greatest achievement in life is being able to survive our own thoughts.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has bookmarked:

I like my men like I like my coffee. Not that hot but still making me anxious.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has bookmarked:

Rich people don’t put their couches against their wall. I moved my couch into the middle of the floor and still haven’t gotten rich. I don’t know what I’m doing wrong here.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has shared:

When people talk about enriching their lives, I assume they’ve found a way to add more cheese.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via TikTok:

My favorite sex position is any of them. I’m just glad to be involved.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Accidentally said “normal” when they asked what milk I wanted at the leftist cafe.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Somewhere there’s a girl ignoring 15 guys for a guy who gives her no attention.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Pleasantly surprised to discover the treadmill I bought came with a remote control, so I can run it from my recliner.

Breaking via Threads:

If I go missing and you put my weight on that poster, I swear I’m not coming back.

Just landed via Instagram:

If you want your teen to finish her homework, tell her to fold the laundry.

Breaking via Slack:

Babe, are you OK? You’ve barely touched your unread books.

Making waves on Threads:

I honestly have no idea what a vitamin is. It’s in a banana but it’s also the sun? Sure.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

Somebody needs to get my shit together.

Just shared via X:

I enjoy excess, but only in moderation.

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