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Red Bull doesn’t give me wings, it gives me gas.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

The difference between a hippo and a zippo is that one is really heavy and the other is a little lighter. Thank you and good night.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Today, I changed a light bulb and walked into a bar. My life is a joke.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

I told my psychiatrist I’ve been hearing voices lately. He told me I don’t have a psychiatrist.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

When I tell a joke that doesn’t land, I follow up with a worse one to make my audience realize how good they had it with the first joke.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

I say “long story short” and then tell the story with bonus features.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Sometimes the laugh is funnier than the joke itself.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

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