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Toilets are not a crime scene, traces may be removed!

Toilets are not a crime scene, traces may be removed!

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๐Ÿšฝ๐Ÿ’ผ "Toilets are definitely not the scene of the crime! No need for CSI here, just clean up on Aisle 2!" ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿงน

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bathroom, cleanliness, crime, crime scene, humor, joke, scene, toilet, toilets, traces on Nov 6, 2025 by slickboy.

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