19 funny scene quotes - Wordgag

When Hulk wrecks shit he’s “incredible.” When I do it I’m “causing a scene” and “need to leave this place immediately.”

May 23, 2026

My favorite part of The Godfather is when the guy wakes up and screams because the Mafia has stolen the bottom half of the horse he keeps in his bed.

May 23, 2026

I set up my Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, Mary, Joseph and all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

May 23, 2026

The most realistic scene in Star Wars was when Darth Vader lost his cool during a staff meeting and used the force to choke a coworker.

May 22, 2026

Toilets are not a crime scene, traces may be removed!

May 22, 2026

A Jackie Chan fight scene where he’s in an IKEA warehouse and he fights off dudes with furniture pieces, but by the end he’s accidentally assembled it all into a complete Malm bedroom set.

May 22, 2026

I don’t know how to mop my kitchen floor without pretending l’m cleaning up a gruesome crime scene.

May 22, 2026

Walking up to any crime scene and whispering within the crowd, “It’s started again, hasn’t it?” then leaving.

May 22, 2026

I’ll never understand why the volume in movies is always mixed in such a way that you can barely understand the dialog and your neighbor gets war flashbacks during action scenes.

May 21, 2026

They should remove the sex scenes from movies and then put them all into one big super sex scene movie they can show in theaters at the end of the year.

May 20, 2026

Breakfast in bed: where your cozy blanket turns into a crumby crime scene.

May 19, 2026

Might lay here until someone draws my chalk outline.

May 18, 2026

Growing up means choosing cozy couch moments over crowded club scenes. Cheers to adulting!

May 18, 2026

Every Stranger Things scene is just a guy in a wig being like, ‘We have to stop them.’

Apr 1, 2026

I’m glad the makers removed all the unnecessary sex scenes from my life, so I can focus on character development.

Mar 30, 2026

To quote Hamlet Act III, Scene III, Line 92 “No.”

Mar 30, 2026

Dating scene and the job market are the same right now, just stay where you are.

Mar 29, 2026

I set up a Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

Mar 27, 2026

I’ve got the nativity scene facing the TV, so baby Jesus can watch “Die Hard.”

Mar 27, 2026