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Are you even a parent if you’ve never carried your child out of a store sideways like a surfboard?

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You can’t have everything… where would you put it?”

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Both my wife and my doctor said no more jumping on the bed. But they don’t get it. They don’t know what it’s like to live with the Monkey Instinct.

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Being an adult is a little out of my price range right now.

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Foreplay is great, I particularly like the part where I peel them, chop them into pieces, then roast them in the oven until they’re all crispy and delicious.

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I wish I loved exercise as much as I love napping 3 times a day and eating 5 times the suggested serving size.