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"Oh, the stomach – always so straightforward and honest! 🤣🍴 Unlike the sneaky brain which keeps us guessing most of the time! Who needs mind games when you have a grumbling tummy to remind you it's chow time? 😂 #FoodAlwaysWins"

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My plans for today? Same as always, drink coffee and be sexy.

3 months ago
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The laundromat should give you XP and ranks like “Slimelord” and “Glunkfather,” based on how dirty your clothes are.

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Being a goldfish must be brilliant. Every six seconds you’re pleasantly surprised to find that you live in a castle.

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I’m nervous that my diet pill will stick in my throat, so I usually eat a few cookies after to help push it down.

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Oh, gross. I didn’t know there was protein in this powder. I was only drinking it for the lead.

2 months ago
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Just call me Mother Nature because I can go from hot to cold in a 24-hour period, too.

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I put on my Godzilla costume, then go to the miniature golf course to beat up the windmill.

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God created childbirth so women could know how men feel when we have a cold.

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Unlike the brain, the stomach alerts you when it’s empty.

My plans for today? Same as always, drink coffee and be sexy.

The laundromat should give you XP and ranks like “Slimelord” and “Glunkfather,” based on how dirty your clothes are.

Being a goldfish must be brilliant. Every six seconds you’re pleasantly surprised to find that you live in a castle.

I’m nervous that my diet pill will stick in my throat, so I usually eat a few cookies after to help push it down.

Oh, gross. I didn’t know there was protein in this powder. I was only drinking it for the lead.

Just call me Mother Nature because I can go from hot to cold in a 24-hour period, too.

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Life is really sucking the life out of me.

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Never understood why people train their dogs to sit pretty or roll over when there are useful tricks like empty the dishwasher or fold the laundry.

I’m eating sandwiches you haven’t heard of in jeans you can’t pronounce.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but throw away your disgusting dish sponge.

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Your soulmate wouldn’t do you like that, by the way.

Good morning, townsfolk. I’m here to slay the monsters.

Love how Batman: The Animated Series seems to take place in the 40s and the 50s and the 70s and the 90s all at once.

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You know the nap is good when it left you marks.

Stop animal testing! Use my ex!

I never met a problem I couldn’t make worse.

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Deciding if I should heal or just give up and go completely insane.

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If you were the birthday gift I bought my wife some months ago, where would you be hiding?

My new phone is being delivered by Amazon, which means that I can track its movements for a day before it tracks mine for five years.

Hey babe, wanna come over and fold me like a fitted sheet?

Have you tried complaining about it?

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