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She poured the milk before the cereal. It was not meant to be.

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3 friends is enough. 1 for the movie theater, 1 for drinks and apps, 1 for texting concerning mental health information.

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The word “ugly” cannot be used on women, I’m sorry. Women just can’t be ugly, that’s a boy thing.

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Some people believe the appendix is a vestigial organ, that its use has long since passed. I think it’s primordial. Its use has yet to come.

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Last night the Internet stopped working so I spent a few hours with my family. They seem like good people.

2 months ago
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I’m not joining no alternate Twitter app. If this gets taken down, I’m starting a family.

1 month ago
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Egg nog was invented in Germany back in 1816 when Baron von Heldebrandt reportedly said “Hey guys, let’s get this custard drunk!”

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At the first signs of a sore throat, you should be given the option of just skipping four days into the future.

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Call me Frankenstein the way I’m piecing it together.

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That awkward moment when you’re about to leave work and your boss says “before you go”.

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That awkward shopping moment when someone is standing in front of the items you need and you pretend you’re shopping for something else because they just won’t budge.

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I need a chiropractor for my brain.

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150 years ago, you could just fake your death and go overseas and live a completely different life if you didn’t like the way the cards were originally dealt.

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I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror this morning, so I guess once again my personality will be doing all the work today.

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Netflix had enough cash to buy Warner Bros., but cried poor when we shared passwords with our mom.

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If I had money, my life would be pretty much the same, but my dogs would destroy much nicer stuff.

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Sorry for what I said when I was drunk. I meant every word.

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Being a social worker is crazy because those are literally my two least favorite things.

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The endings of Lost and Game of Thrones each cost me a television.

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Girls will be like “I have so much to do” then grab some snacks and start watching a 10 part docuseries on serial killers.

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Used dark mode so much that I became physically repulsed when I see a white screen.

She poured the milk before the cereal. It was not meant to be.

3 friends is enough. 1 for the movie theater, 1 for drinks and apps, 1 for texting concerning mental health information.

The word “ugly” cannot be used on women, I’m sorry. Women just can’t be ugly, that’s a boy thing.

Some people believe the appendix is a vestigial organ, that its use has long since passed. I think it’s primordial. Its use has yet to come.

Last night the Internet stopped working so I spent a few hours with my family. They seem like good people.

I’m not joining no alternate Twitter app. If this gets taken down, I’m starting a family.

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When your kids embarrass you in public, the only way out is to turn away in disgust and mutter loudly, “Who raised you?”

We don’t make people walk the plank like we used to.

Whoever allowed me to become an adult needs to be fired.

Trying to explain that I’m fascinated by Japan for wood joinery reasons and not nerd or pervert reasons.

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Schedule your bikini wax for the first thing in the morning, and you won’t need that cup of coffee.

Thank you, God, for another day. Let’s get this 12-hour screen time.

Give yourself time to heal. A couple of decades should do it.

We used to pass notes in class like spies. Folded like origami. Deep like Shakespeare.

Corporate life requires an ass-licking skill set I simply wasn’t born with.

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Never say never. Unless someone asks you when you want to go camping. Then the right answer is always “Never.”

If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, I’d just laugh and search with them.

I ain’t typing “X” into the URL bar, my wife is right behind me.

Might quit my job to focus on summer.

I have a very particular set of useless skills.

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I thought there was a spider on the rug but it was just yarn. It’s dead yarn now though.

This post is highly top-secret. You need to forget that you’ve seen it immediately.

Never let your job prevent you from acting unemployed.

By day I am just a regular loser, by night I am the same loser only it’s nighttime.

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