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Roses are pink. I need a drink.

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“Communism sounds good in theory, but doesn’t work in practice.” Capitalism doesn’t even sound good in theory.

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If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel by now.

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There’s something fundamentally wrong with the way people interact with each other on LinkedIn.

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I can’t stop thinking about how a tanning bed really turns you into the human version of a gas station hot dog.

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My reality check bounced, guess I’ll have to stay insane for the time being.

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“Are you ok?” Of course not. Next question!

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I should’ve existed as a tree.

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Do y’all watch the results come or do you go to bed and wait to see what Democracy Claus left you in the morning?

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I came, I saw, I was disappointed, so I left.

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I was dropped as an adult.

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Jesus turned water into wine. I turn food into fertilizer. We are not the same.

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It’s really sad that April Fools is the only day people are appropriately skeptical of stuff they read on the internet.

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I’m sorry I don’t take orders. I barely take suggestions.

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Waiting for the websites to start offering pizza instead of just cookies.

I need a reasonable job. Something like $3,000 an hour. Nothing too wild.

What genius called it road rage and not locomotive?

It’s pretty apt that the ‘i’ is in the middle of ‘hurricane’.

I love saying “sounds good” at work, and no shit be sounding good.

A new year resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.

A college education is one of the few things a person is willing to pay for and not get.

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Realizing this yogurt I’m eating is more active and cultured than I am.

Going to the beach the day after watching Jaws hits different.

A service where you bring a working printer to my house, I print the one thing I need, and you leave again until next year.

I wish I were a wild horse in Kazakhstan. That would fix everything.

Cookbook, but each recipe includes a photo of all the dishes that need to be cleaned after making it.

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Having a girlfriend is insane because you can literally go to touch them, and they will let you.

Maybe somewhere in a parallel universe, I wake up feeling refreshed and energetic each day.

Just got revenge on someone who wronged me many, many years ago. Never relax, I’m coming.

The brand name Oral B is so funny to me. WTF does the B stand for?

In the coffee shop, booing everyone who orders decaf.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this right now, but it’s time to fold the laundry that’s been lying around since last Sunday.

If I learned anything in college, it’s that pepper spray only stings for a couple hours.

The first sin in the Bible was eating an apple. The second was murder. That escalated quickly.

Got banned from the sauna at my gym for saying “steam me up, Scotty” a few too many times.

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I’m not religious, but if someone is turning water into wine, let’s take a second look.

Alexa, play everyone that played me.

As a wife and mother my hobbies include rage cleaning, rage cooking, and rage folding.

My search history is filled with me googling regular words just to make sure I’m using them right.

I hate when I go to the kitchen looking for food, and all I find is ingredients.

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