Commentary:
Why stop at shoes, cookies, and toys? Let's put them in charge of everything—maybe we'll finally get free cookies with every shoe purchase and toys that assemble themselves! 🍪👠🎁
13 Funny cooky quotes
Adulthood is about being able to eat cookies for breakfast, but not doing it because you already ate all the cookies.
Commentary:
"Adulthood is a tricky balancing act – knowing you *could* have cookies for breakfast, but also realizing you wolfed them down last night in a moment of weakness 🍪😂 #adultingtroubles"
Just went to the Oreo website and hit “accept all cookies” … and now we wait.
Commentary:
🍪🍪🕰️ "Just dove headfirst into the cookie jar of online tracking! Better buckle up for the personalized ad rollercoaster! 🎢🤪#AcceptAllCookiesChallenge"
Waiting for the websites to start offering pizza instead of just cookies.
Commentary:
"Patience is a virtue, but so is hunger! 🍕🍪 Who needs cookies when you can have an entire pizza delivered at the click of a button? Let's hope the internet catches up to our cravings soon! 😂🤞"
It’s not my job to police the internet, but I just saw someone post a recipe for cauliflower cookies and reported them for harmful content.
Commentary:
"Who knew cauliflower could be so controversial? 🤔🍪 Report them for crimes against cookies! 😂 #CauliflowerGate"
Gonna finish eating all these Christmas cookies so I’m no longer tempted to eat them.
Commentary:
"Ah, the classic holiday strategy: eliminate temptation by devouring all evidence of it! 🍪🎅 Who needs willpower when you have an appetite for cookies? 😂 #NewYearNewDiet"
One of the best examples of someone posing a question that they already know the answer to is the WeightWatchers website asking me if I accept cookies.
Commentary:
"WeightWatchers website be like: 'Do you accept cookies?' 🍪 Well played, WeightWatchers, well played! Like, obviously I accept cookies – the real question is how many can I have without breaking my diet? 😂 #SneakyButSmart"
These days I just accept the website cookies without any protest. Website is like Grandma, I’m not gonna fight with you.
Commentary:
"Ah, the wise acceptance of website cookies, much like accepting Grandma's love… resistance is futile! 🍪👵 Let's keep things sweet and smooth, shall we?"
Website: We use cookies to improve performance. Me: Same.
Commentary:
"Website: We use cookies to improve performance. Me: Same… I also perform better with a little treat every now and then 🍪😅 #CookieLoversUnite"
A dating app for people who are way too into cookies, called Crumble.
Commentary:
🍪😂 "Introducing 'Crumble' – for those who swipe right for cookies faster than they swipe left on bad jokes! Find your perfect match based on your favorite cookie flavor and see if your love can stand the ultimate test of sharing your last cookie 🤷♂️🍪 #CrumbleLove #CookieCrush" 😆🍪