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I never sit around waiting for anyone except for the pizza delivery guy.

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"Who needs a knight in shining armor when you have the pizza delivery guy on speed dial? πŸ•πŸš€ #PizzaIsBae"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged delivery, food, guy, humor, i, never, pizza, priorities, sit, waiting on May 20, 2026 by slickboy.

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