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Talk about being a lunar hipster!
Funny full moon quotes
Wanna perform obscene blood rituals under the full moon, or nah?
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Just your typical Friday night plans, right? 🌕🔮🩸
Girls be like, “I know a spot,” then sacrifice you under the full moon.
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When she says "I know a spot," better hope it's brunch, not rituals! 🌕😂🔮
There’s going to be a full moon this Christmas! Because mixing family and alcohol together wasn’t enough…
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Looks like Santa's not the only one making a list and checking it twice this Christmas! 🌕🎄🍷 Time to watch out for those festive shenanigans under the magical glow of the full moon! 🌝🎅 Cheers to a merry and memorable holiday season! 🎉🥂
“I’d love to go to the moon” I said “but on a full moon day of course, no point going all that way when only half of it’s there”
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"Well, why settle for half when you can have the whole celestial shebang, right? 🌕🚀 Dream big and aim for the full moon experience – it's a once-in-a-lifetime trip that's always worth the round-trip ticket! 🌟😂"