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When I'm bad at something I want to do, I just play it off like it's the latest performance art piece. ๐ญ๐
12 Funny ritual quotes
English cigarettes after sex. Call that fag post shag.
Commentary:
When cigarettes need a cuddle after a good time ๐๐จ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ
Not participating in humiliation rituals, such as job interviews or modern dating.
Commentary:
Sounds like a solid plan to preserve your sanity and dignity!
Scrolling to your birth year is a humiliation ritual.
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When the scroll feels longer than the Lord of the Rings trilogy ๐๐๏ธ๐ง
Commenting โhumiliation ritualโ on a pic of my friend out with his family.
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When your friend treats a family outing like a celebrity scandal ๐ค๐๐
Having a crush on someone as an adult feels like a humiliation ritual.
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Falling for someone as an adult really is just nature's way of reminding us we never outgrew the awkward teenage phase ๐คฆโโ๏ธโค๏ธ
Wanna perform obscene blood rituals under the full moon, or nah?
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Just your typical Friday night plans, right? ๐๐ฎ๐ฉธ
That little stroll to the coffee maker makes me happy every morning.
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"Me every morning: 'Ah, the sweet aroma of survival! โ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐'"
Please just wait until my mating ritual is over before you decide.
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"Let's hope your dance moves are worth the wait! ๐บ๐๐"
Every night at bedtime I do one small ritual: six hours on my cell phone.
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"Ah, the modern bedtime story of scrolling through endless feeds and dodging sleep like it's a pending deadline ๐ฑ๐ด Who needs sheep when you can count notifications, right? Sweet dreams, may your charger be forever close at hand! ๐๐"