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Sounds like a solid plan to preserve your sanity and dignity!
Funny ritual quotes
Scrolling to your birth year is a humiliation ritual.
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When the scroll feels longer than the Lord of the Rings trilogy 😂🗓️🧓
Commenting “humiliation ritual” on a pic of my friend out with his family.
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When your friend treats a family outing like a celebrity scandal 🎤💔😂
Having a crush on someone as an adult feels like a humiliation ritual.
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Falling for someone as an adult really is just nature's way of reminding us we never outgrew the awkward teenage phase 🤦♀️❤️
Wanna perform obscene blood rituals under the full moon, or nah?
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Just your typical Friday night plans, right? 🌕🔮🩸
That little stroll to the coffee maker makes me happy every morning.
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"Me every morning: 'Ah, the sweet aroma of survival! ☕🚶♂️😄'"
Please just wait until my mating ritual is over before you decide.
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"Let's hope your dance moves are worth the wait! 🕺💃😂"
Every night at bedtime I do one small ritual: six hours on my cell phone.
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"Ah, the modern bedtime story of scrolling through endless feeds and dodging sleep like it's a pending deadline 📱😴 Who needs sheep when you can count notifications, right? Sweet dreams, may your charger be forever close at hand! 🔌😂"
At bedtime, I ceremonially move the claw clip from my hair to the bag of chips, signifying the end of the day.
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"Ah, the sacred transition from hair accessory to snack guardian! 🌙🦀 Because who needs beauty sleep when you can have crispy chips instead? 😂 #Priorities"
Liking someone romantically is actually just a humiliation ritual.
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Falling for someone is like signing up for a comedy show where you're both the audience and the punchline! 🤡💘😂